-Yinsen. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE
MISHA YOU ARE ALMOST 40 YEARS OLD STOP THAT
NO NO NO
DONT EVER STOP
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.